No, it’s fine. Really.
I don’t believe you..
You’re a life saver.
I love you, honey. Bring Mufasa? Kitties can have a playdate.
You’re getting something really special for your birthday. Ribbed condoms? Those make me happy.
If I recover by then. :P You’ve got 13 days.
Ugh I don’t think I can ever have sex again. Five times in one night is definitely a record for us. I best be getting some mind-blowing birthday sex ;)